So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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