God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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