So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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