There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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