and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Also, beer. Big fan.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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