i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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