I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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