And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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