Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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