Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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