We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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