You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Floor bacon is actually really good
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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