Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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