if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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