im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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