i don't like sucking hair
Your mouth is God's brothel.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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