so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
and you fell through a lawn chair
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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