The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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