Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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