I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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