he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
that may or may not have been my penis.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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