found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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