You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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