Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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