covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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