Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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