you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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