i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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