you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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