half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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