There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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