Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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