I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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