Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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