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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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