Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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