question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm really busy with my period
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