Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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