I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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