Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
