We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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