We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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