I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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