He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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