"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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