when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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