Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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