I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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