been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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