Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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