Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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