Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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