Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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