So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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