I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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