when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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